Well, hello there! My name is M.J. It is very nice to finally meet you! I have been waiting for my forever family and now I have found you! I can’t believe the day has finally come. I just know we are going to be the best of friends. I have already packed my bags and I am ready to come home to you. All that you have to do is hurry and reserve me before somebody else does. Please pick me! I will be waiting by the phone for your call!